The Patron Saint of Attorneys –

The Patron Saint of Lawyers –

Perhaps Trump’s lawyers should have learned a thing or two from the patron saint of lawyers: Thomas More, One Man for All Seasons Total Landscaping.

UPDATE: My friend Shubha Ghosh adds:

“And if the last lawn was down and the devil turned, where would you hide, Roper, the lawns are all flat? This land is thickly planted with lawns from coast to coast – lawns of man, not God – and if you are cut it off – and you are just the man who does it – do you really think you could stand upright in the wind that blows? Yes, I would give the devil the benefit of the turf for my own safety. ”